upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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