i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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