im having a threesome with these popsicles
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
why is half of my head shaved?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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