she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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