I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
love makes seman taste better
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
