Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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