I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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