You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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