mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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