matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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