Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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