Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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