Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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