I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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