He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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