can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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