i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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