The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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