who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I love you. Go after that dick
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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