I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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