My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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