It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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