On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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