Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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