Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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