Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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