Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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