Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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