dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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