Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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