So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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