my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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