i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just want nice things and good sex
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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