You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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