Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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