OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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