I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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