this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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