accomplished twins. life is a go
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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