dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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