That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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