she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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