we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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