Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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