I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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