Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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