I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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