Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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