The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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