some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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