Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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